Monthly Archives: May 2010

Franchising is ALL about Hidden structural risks

Nassim Taleb called the 2008 recession and wrote The Black Swan. He argues that you should look at systemic risks (not individual, one-off risks). Look at the bridge’s engineer, not the last truck that drove across your collapsing franchise. Don’t … Continue reading

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It’s a wonderful, wonderful opera, except that it hurts.

Life hurts like hell at times. Campbell explains the high incidence of psychotic episodes in franchising. Others say it’s because of a lack of sunlight in Canada. This is the threat to our lives. We all face it. We all … Continue reading

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Casting my perils before swains.

In this advertisement is Harry “putting on”: quality clothing, Matthew, his private equity backers, future sub-franchisees, public’s sappy feelings about entrepreneurship (100% of it is good? Right?), the franchise/development “game” or you? Or all/some of the above? Herbivore entrepreneur or … Continue reading

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I have never peed in anyone’s pool

Although some people may not share my sense of revulsion.

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Underperforming franchisees deserve to lose their life (savings)

Franchisees that have run out of money are human ballast (ballastexistenzen) and not worthy of existence. They are a drain on non-disgruntled (gruntled?) peers and the system as a whole. Lawyers, advisers and consultants, too. Franchisees are really quick to … Continue reading

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Why white kids should be beaten

Russell Peters has become quite a phenomenon. He seems to speak for those who had previously not been spoken. And he really pushes the race thing. So much that the differences start to become irrelevant.

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Ambition is the death of thought.

WikidFranchise.org was designed so that people could find their own way to a different understanding about franchising. I found a path that works for me. It might work for you. To convince someone of the truth, it is not enough … Continue reading

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Lick the hand that feeds you

Samuel Adams is a controversial figure in American history. Disagreement about his significance and reputation began before his death and continues to the present. Adams’s contemporaries, both friends and foes, regarded him as one of the foremost leaders of the … Continue reading

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The internet shocks and confounds water-based stakeholders

Modern franchising (franchisors, bar, franchisees, IndFAs) has evolved as if the industry were a plumbing/water system. It was for many years: tangible, physical/one-dimensional, hierarchical, overt local/national largely, measurable, (hub:spoke structure, based on economics of scarcity/ignorance), highly controlled ($: valves, fittings, … Continue reading

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Philosophizing is: rejecting false arguments.

Franchising is a false argument. Therefore, it is the natural enemy of philosophy, much like a mongoose is to a cobra. Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence by means of our language. Franchise deconstructionism is impossible … Continue reading

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