George Carlin: The American Dream

Whoever coined the term “Buyer Beware” was probably bleeding from the asshole.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

It’s never just a game when you’re winning.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.

Thank you Mrs. Carlin (George’s last interview).


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