Whoever coined the term “Buyer Beware” was probably bleeding from the asshole.
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
Thank you Mrs. Carlin (George’s last interview).