Roast McTurkey: Guess who’s for supper?

I’m still confused. But I never said I was the sharpest skewer in the drawer.

• Who is John O’Brien calling a turkey?

The Chairman of the Franchise Council of Australia is quoted by James Thomson of Smart Company on September 15th in Franchise Council hits back at critics as saying:

• “Let’s not let turkeys kill the goose that laid the golden eggs.”

All this poultry talk; It makes me hungry. Could it be that he just wants to have them over for dinner?

• I’ll leave it to your judgment what Mr. O’Brien means by the word have in this context.

Take a quick look at this 1:05 Muppet Show skit and see how things sometimes boomerang when you bitch slap enough losers.