Shoot low, they’re riding Shetlands

sincere adj 1 free from pretense or deceit, the same in reality as in appearance. 2 genuine, honest, frank.

Can there ever be too many Franks?

Remember there’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.

Stupidity has a certain charm — ignorance does not.

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll gonna murder you in your sleep….

May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.

Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

You’ve got to be digging it while it’s happening
’cause it just might be a one shot deal

Without deviation “progress” is not possible.

Frank Zappa 1940 – 1993

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