Franchisor sells their flavour of crazy somewhere today

March 8, 2011

Wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round…

bullshit n. & v. nonsensical, foolish, or deceptive talk or writing

[Onion News Network]

cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum

March 7, 2011

“When you have them by the balls, the heart and mind will follow.”

[This Isn’t Happiness]

How to Invoke Magic

February 28, 2011

“When you express gentleness and precision in your environment, then real brilliance and power can descent onto that situation. If you try to manufacture that presence out of your own ego, it will never happen. You cannot own the power and the magic of this world. It is always available, but it does not belong to anyone.

The phenomenal world that all human beings experience is fickle and flexible and also merciless. You often wonder whether you can ride on that fickle and merciless situation or whether it is going to ride on you. To use an analogy, either you are riding on a donkey or the donkey is riding on you. Ordinarily, in your experience of the world it is questionable who is riding on whom. The more you struggle to gain the upper hand, the more speed and aggression you manufacture to overcome your obstacles, the more you become subject to the phenomenal world. The real challenge is to transcend that duality altogether. It is possible to contact energy that is beyond dualism, beyond aggression – energy that is neither for you nor against you. That is the energy of drala.

Drala is not a god or spirit, but fundamentally it is connecting the wisdom of your own being with the power of things as they are. If you are able to connect those two things, out of that, you can discover magic in everything. But there is still a question as to what it is that allows you to make that connection. In the last chapter, the drala principle was likened to the sun. Although the sun is always in the sky, what is it that causes you to look up and see that it is there? Although magic is always available, what allows you to discover it? The basic definition of drala is “energy beyond aggression.” The only way to contact that energy is to experience a gentle state of being in yourself. So the discovery of drala is not coincidental. To connect with the fundamental magic of reality, there has to be gentleness and openness in you already. Otherwise, there is no way to recognize the energy of nonaggression, the energy of drala, in the world. So the individual training and discipline of the Shambhala warrior are the necessary foundation for experiencing drala.

The setting-sun world, based on fear of oneself and fear of death, has no connection to drala principle. The cowardice and aggression of the setting-sun outlook actually dispel any magical possibilities, any possibilities of experiencing the genuine and brilliant qualities of reality. The opposite of setting-sun outlook and the way to invoke drala is to manifest the vision of the Great Eastern Sun. Great Eastern Sun vision, which we discussed in earlier chapters, is the expression of true human goodness, based not on arrogance or aggression, but on gentleness and openness. It is the way of the warrior.

The essence of this way or path is transcending cowardice and manufacturing bravery. That is the best and only way to invoke drala: by creating an atmosphere of bravery. We have already talked in earlier chapters about the qualities of bravery. The fundamental aspect of bravery is being without deception. Deception in this case is self-deception, doubting yourself so that you can only descend onto your existence when you have properly prepared the ground. If there is the slightest deception, you will dispel drala. From that point of view, deception is the magic of the setting sun.

Usually if we say someone is brave, we mean that he is not afraid of any enemy or he is willing to die for a cause or he is never intimidated. The Shambhala understanding of bravery is quite different. Here bravery is the courage to be – to live in the world without any deception and with tremendous kindness and caring for others. You might wonder how this can bring magic into your life. The ordinary idea of magic is that you can conquer the elements, so that you can turn earth into fire or fire into water to ignore the law of gravity and fly. But true magic is the magic of reality, as it is: the earth of earth, the water of water – communicating with the elements so that, in some sense, they become one with you. When you develop bravery, you make a connection with the elemental quality of existence. Bravery begins to heighten your existence, that is, to bring out the brilliant and genuine qualities of your environment and of your own being. So you begin to contact the magic of reality – which is already there in some sense. You actually can attract the power and strength and the primordial wisdom that arise from the cosmic mirror.” p. 109

[Shambbhala: The Sacred Path of the Warrior]

Shambhala Training

Your eyes see a franchise

February 24, 2011

Your brain believes the circles are round.

No matter how much you stare, the illusion won’t quit.

What are you….STOOPID?

No just a person with a model-making process that is heavily influenced by my culture.


VetFran is a milder brand of franchising

February 21, 2011

They must be right? Prominent celebrity/farmers/creators/franchisors say it’s true.

Let’s just start that start or prolong that addiction to success, won’t we?

Advertising – a judicious mixture of flattery and threats.

Hypocrisy is more dangerous than crime; self-deception is more dangerous than hypocrisy.

Northrop Frye

[Good Housekeeping 1949: Jumping Frog]

Franchisee venom regenerates in toxicity and volume at an exponential rate

January 30, 2011

Hence, the Blue MauMau IPO‘s NPV is less-than zero for related attorneys.

When the misrepresentation sausage explodes, so does their lawyering careers. Same as Advisory Councils, attorney-captured franchisee associations, franchisor social media monitoring…I could go on and on.

Past attempts to ghettoize a dehumanized, visible minority have failed in the end (ie. Venetian ghetto).

[the New Shelton ‘wet/dry]

Franchisors are masters at piling it on

January 18, 2011

BlackBerry Addicts: Turn it off, listen and do what your smartest peers in the system are doing.

Before it’s too late.

No shit.


Annual meetings were the worst time for me

January 2, 2011

The fake laughter.All the things said privately but not repeated in meetings.

Don’t miss that.

We Live No More, Alex Cherry

[Of Sound and Vision]

A family-shared MBA

December 30, 2010

Some of my best teachers have shown up in the role of an attorney.

I was talking to a franchisee the other day who was thinking of buying a ringside seat to the Big Show.

When you’re in the right lineup, the lessons learned will last many generations.

[Sherman’s Lagoon]

Discussions of ethics and values are the sign of magical thinking

December 8, 2010

I have studied cults.

And many franchises have cult-like behaviors.


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