A: I was a legal shill over at Blue MauMau

December 31, 2008

Q: Daddy, What did you do during franchising’s Great War of Words in 2008?

  • Rest of Father and Child franchise talk.

Q: Daddy, whats a shill?

A: Honey, I used my education, rhetorical skills and experience to confuse and deceive franchisee advocates in their attempts to improve themselves. I was what was a specialist : a digital apologist.

You lied for a living?

Not directly dear. I presented information on a selective basis [credence good cheater] that I knew would be misinterpreted by naive franchisees: lead them down into blind allies.

We sabotaged the building of trust between former franchisees by playing one off against the other.

So you lied by the things you didn’t say?

That’s right dear. Let’s not forget, this has more than paid for your college tuition. A few deadbeat banner ads could hardly cover any confidence game’s expenses [nut], now could they?

No Daddy, I guess they couldn’t. I love you Daddy.

I love you too.

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